Christmas Gifts for that Special Tax Person

For sale on eBay:  items related to IRS action figure Irwin R. Schyster (modeled after WWF wrestler Mike Rotunda):

• Action figure (here, here, here, here)
• Autographed photograph (here)
• Trading card (here, here, here)

His signature lines:

• "I'm gonna write you off!"
• "You can pay me now, or you will pay me later!"
• "It's time to cut the crying, and start paying!"
• "Even the dead have to pay taxes!"