Lamest Accountant Video "Winners"

In my article, Tax Myopia, or Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Tax Lawyers, 13 Va. Tax Rev. 517, 520 n.6 (1994), I quoted James Gordon's great line:  "A tax lawyer is a person who is good with numbers but who does not have enough personality to be an accountant."   Based on these videos from Ernst & Young and KPMG, the finalists in Going Concern's poll on the lamest accountant video, I am glad I don't have the personality of an accountant!