Christmas Gifts for that Special Tax Person

For sale on eBay:  an IRS action figure -- Irwin R. Schyster (for $9.99):

The action figure is modeled after WWF wrestler Mike Rotunda:

In the WWF, Rotunda became Irwin R. Shyster (I.R.S.) and he is perhaps best known for this role, more than any other role he has played during his career. Irwin R Shyster was a typical "tax-man" gimmick who harassed all of the faces and fans, urging them to pay their taxes, thus not enduring himself to the fans and other wrestlers (in the storylines).   

His signature lines:

• "I'm gonna write you off!"
• "You can pay me now, or you will pay me later!"
• "It's time to cut the crying, and start paying!"
• "Even the dead have to pay taxes!"
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