Tuesday, April 16, 2013
The high-flying Broadway musical Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark will celebrate tax season with a special post-tax day ticket giveaway for certified public accountants for the 7:30 PM performance on April 16.
The first 50 certified public accountants to appear with proof of their certification will receive a complimentary pair of tickets for that performance. All eligible CPAs must be lined up, with certification in hand, on 42nd Street in front of the Foxwoods Theatre at 10 AM on April 16.
"Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark celebrates unsung heroes, so who better to honor this time of year than those working so tirelessly to make sure we can all can take as many deductions as possible," said production spokesman Rick Miramontez in a statement. ...
In Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, according to press notes, "Peter Parker's ordinary teenage life takes a turn for the extraordinary when he's bitten by a genetically altered spider and suddenly finds himself endowed with incredible superpowers. Parker quickly learns that with great power comes great responsibility as he tries to juggle the demands of high school and home life, while battling the Green Goblin and his band of super villains as they try to take down New York City and destroy everything Peter holds dear – including the beautiful girl-next-door, Mary Jane Watson. This high-flying groundbreaking and history-making production brings this story – inspired by more than fifty years of Marvel comic books – thrillingly to life!"
During the month of April, certified Accountants will receive free tickets to the Off-Broadway comedy, The Accidental Pervert.
With tax day looming, accountants have been working very hard to get millions of American's back the biggest refunds possible. Producers at The Accidental Pervert appreciate only one thing more than SEX, and that's MONEY! So with their tax refund check securely deposited in the bank, they want to give something back to you, Mr. and Mrs. Accountant.
COMPLIMENTARY TICKET OFFERS for ACCOUNTANTS AND ONE GUEST to see The Accidental Pervert, now in its 4th year running Off-Broadway at The 13th Street Repertory Theater, any FRI or SAT NIGHT in APRIL!
So sit back, take a load off, and let US do all the work this time. Enough paper pushing and number crunching! Let The Accidental Pervert bring some enjoyment and laughs into your life, just as you've brought some financial relief to so many. Consider it our own little perverted way of saying THANK YOU!
Accountants can reserve their seats now. Please contact: email@example.com.